You called down the thunder, well now you've got it!

Dear Mascot Formerly Known as Raymond,

You got what you fucking deserved. First of all, as the mascot for a team which has absolutely no fans and has to resort to giving out cowbells to get the few poor schmucks stuck with free Rays tickets to make a minimal amount of bullshit noise, you obviously didn't do a very good job. But much more importantly, for you, as a self-respecting member of the mascot community, to even repeat such a sentiment as that you "out-enthused" the Phillie Phanatic is grounds to be barred from ever donning an oversized feathered suit again. You're a disgrace to your former profession and you will not, by any stretch of the imagination be missed. Until, of course, the Rays start to blow again early next season and the stands are empty. But until then, good fucking riddance. Perhaps now you'll have time to watch footage of the green giant from the Galapagos Islands in action, and realize you were never in the same league.

Love,
Mgmt.