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Joba: "Joba is a pitcher for the New York Yankees with a severely cum-stained hat. He allowed a game-tying home run to Pedro Feliz Sunday night before his team eventually capitalized on Brad Lidge's asphyxiation."
Brad Lidge: "Brad Lidge is a somewhat inconsistent closer with a fragile psyche, who, after getting two quick outs, was burned by a great at bat for a hit which lead to an unnecessary defensive shift, which allowed two stolen bases on one play, which lead to Lidge's implosion and gave the Yankees a commanding 3-1 world series lead."
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The War Is Making It Harder to Keep the Lights On, 2,000 Miles Away
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Bangladesh is taking steps to conserve electricity, which its factories
need to keep stitching together the world’s clothing.